…and a nation of beer drinkers openly wept.
I have said it before but I’ll say it again. When I am finally made the king of the world and the master of everything, demolition will be focused on the offices of tax collection agencies, double-glazing sales companies, the homes of Arsenal supporters, and Piers Morgan.
Sadly, however, while I continue to wait for my long overdue promotion, the wrong kinds of buildings continue to be demolished in hoorific fashion.
Take, for example, this water tower at a brewery in Australia. Now anyone that has ever met an Australian knows that the destruction of anything brewery-related is felt as keenly as the removal of oxygen.
Just rest assured, this will not happen on my watch:
